If you’re reading this right now and you have my number, why aren’t you texting me.

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you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

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i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation

my thoughts every time i walk through the halls at school

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  • Me: let's get drunk.
  • My roommate: its Tuesday
  • Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.